Roll the die, and begin singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. If you can sing a number of lines equal to the number shown on the die, without being asked to stop by commoners, gain 1 level. For every commoner that joins in the singing, gain 1 bonus level. If you don't know Bohemian Rhapsody by heart, you have no business being a bard.
( Useable once per dungeon )
Drink 1 water
After entering a new dungeon, each character must roll the die:
This dungeon is trapped! Any character who wanders off to the restrooms for any reason shall lose 1 level
Dragon! All characters must take 1 drink to defeat the dragon and gain 2 levels; otherwise, all characters must lose 2 levels
You've encountered a wandering monster! Take 1 drink to gain 1 level; otherwise you must lose 1 level
Drink 1 recommended house specialty and gain 1 level
All characters begin at level 1, and this is the lowest level a character can be.
Any character who spills, stumbles, loses something, or bumps into stuff must lose 1 level.
Whichever character is served ( anything ) first in a new dungeon shall gain 1 level